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Mary Faber


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6/9 @ 4:03 PM
maryfaber - Bummer when an armed gunman on the loose in your 'hood just devastates your coffee date plans. Staying indoors and super chill, obvs.
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4/14 @ 4:10 PM
maryfaber - Huge congrats to my former roommate Annie Baker! Pulitzer Prize for her play "The Flick". So wonderful! WE USED TO BE TEMPS AND STUFF.
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4/1 @ 9:54 PM
maryfaber - You guys, the new Nickel Creek album is out! Put it in your ears right this minute, because you have missed them so very much. #NickelCreek
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3/17 @ 9:28 AM
maryfaber - Good morning, earthquake. Yikes. Not my favorite wake up call.
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3/14 @ 1:42 PM
maryfaber - That sad moment when you have to clean out half of your closet because you realize you'll NEVER have mono again.
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3/14 @ 1:42 PM
maryfaber - The sad moment when you realize you have to clear out half of your closet because you realize you'll NEVER have mono again.
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3/2 @ 5:42 PM
maryfaber - Girl Scout reign of terror in LA this week. Powerless against adorable upselling techniques and delicious baked goods. Not cool, ladies.
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2/11 @ 10:23 PM
maryfaber - Oh hey, thing that is going to be AWESOME: http://t.co/uOI6qahM7b
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1/30 @ 3:51 PM
maryfaber - Girl on 1st date at next table just said "ew, sushi has too many wet components" and "I love living with my daddy." Fellas I can get # 4 u!
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1/28 @ 11:39 AM
maryfaber - I'm back on @parksandrecnbc Thurs night! It's the lovely @iamrashidajones' last show. Plus and also, Kathryn Pinewood is asking for it.
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12/24 @ 9:08 AM
maryfaber - Merry Christmas to everyone who could use a photo of a dog in a Santa suit: http://t.co/tXxt2bO4EN
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12/18 @ 2:11 PM
maryfaber - Nothing says Christmas like the arrival of this INSANE FLOCK OF FERAL PARROTS ON MY FUCKING LAWN CALIFORNIA I HATE YOUR DARK MYSTERIES
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11/22 @ 2:30 PM
maryfaber - Guys I'm starting to think that I'll never have a Quinceanera.????????????
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11/15 @ 10:18 PM
maryfaber - Guess I'm doin' pretty good for a hokum peddler.
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11/14 @ 4:44 PM
maryfaber - Hey @Backstage said some nice stuff about me (and a bunch of my talented friends, too). Thanks! http://t.co/Y8r7uoyd5k #Backstage30
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11/6 @ 2:00 PM
maryfaber - I'VE GOT MY "DRESSY" SUNGLASSES ON LOOK OUT UNIVERSE
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10/30 @ 4:47 PM
maryfaber - Before you ask: NO, I'm not signing the release for your hidden camera show. #LA
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10/22 @ 2:37 PM
maryfaber - Never felt more defeated by LA then when I decided it was time to try juicing.
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10/22 @ 2:36 PM
maryfaber - Never felt more defeated by LA than when I decided it was time to try juicing.
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10/19 @ 4:48 PM
maryfaber - "EVERYONE is at the pumpkin patch without you right now!"--social media
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10/14 @ 11:58 PM
maryfaber - Now that I'm married, my targeted ads are all: "Fetal dopplers! Dishpan hands! Khakis with elastic waistbands!" #nothanks
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10/10 @ 11:21 AM
maryfaber - I'm trapped in a circular-logic-nightmare-funhouse with distant relatives on Facebook!! How's YOUR shutdown going?
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9/27 @ 12:05 AM
maryfaber - Gah so lucky to be on this genius show with genius people. GAH, I tell you. #parksandrec http://t.co/V73swYlNGy
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9/26 @ 4:47 PM
maryfaber - Season premiere of Parks and Recreation tonight! Kathryn Pinewood returns and she would like to have a word.
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9/24 @ 2:34 PM
maryfaber - NPR Hawaii is so chill, it makes NPR mainland sound like thrash metal. #birdschirping #hushedvoices #spamassagemusic
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9/22 @ 2:12 AM
maryfaber - Big ups to the pianist at this restaurant, who thought he could do a Gilligan's Island/La Isla Bonita mash-up without me noticing. #hawaii
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9/20 @ 8:44 PM
maryfaber - If you can't get your jolly Midwestern CPA on the phone today, it's because they're ALL on this damn kayaking tour. #HoneymooninHawaii
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9/18 @ 11:01 PM
maryfaber - Guess what? I'm one of those voices in the video games! Specialize in "Hey, watch it!""Help!", & my personal fave: "Huh?" #training #craft
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9/15 @ 10:33 PM
maryfaber - We did! http://t.co/zeimMZUsS8
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9/9 @ 8:13 PM
maryfaber - Lost my mind over what shade of sage my napkins needed to be, in case you were wondering about my thoughts on Syria. #ugh
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9/6 @ 8:01 PM
maryfaber - No one in LA gets my No No Nanette jokes. #showtunes #deepcut #toodeep ?????????
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