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Colin Quinn


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8/31 @ 12:07 PM
iamcolinquinn - If someone's laugh is too loud and it's making everybody uncomfortable, give them the "accidental shoulder"into the grill.
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8/31 @ 12:01 PM
iamcolinquinn - If there's a family member with an exposed breast or ball, tactfully give them the eye to let them know the party is no longer "PG".
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8/31 @ 12:00 PM
iamcolinquinn - If there's a pet or small child harassing you while you're trying to eat, lock them in a bathroom and then say it was an accident.
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8/31 @ 11:58 AM
iamcolinquinn - If the music gets too loud and the family starts cursing, step in and let them know you'll be leaving if things don't improve.
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8/31 @ 11:58 AM
iamcolinquinn - Watch your diet today. Have some salad instead of that extra helping of mac'n cheese. Do some (tasteful) stretches to work off that burger!
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8/30 @ 6:01 PM
iamcolinquinn - People see me do stand up and right away they have to categorize. "Brilliant" or "Edgy and Hilarious" Enough with the labels, gang.
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8/30 @ 5:30 PM
iamcolinquinn - At a certain point ego gets involved with some (all) of the other comics. I've never been that way. With me ego is the pursuit of a fool.
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8/30 @ 5:26 PM
iamcolinquinn - Going out to do standup. Why do I keep doing it after all this time? Simple: Demand.
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8/29 @ 1:50 PM
iamcolinquinn - .@angelinajolie @bradpitt Haha, I called it last year, did I not? At Cannes. Seriously congrats if u have a post wedding thing Im there!!
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8/29 @ 1:36 PM
iamcolinquinn - .@bonniemcfarlane great set on Letterman. Did @richvos talk about how they never booked him on the drive home or at dinner?
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8/28 @ 11:58 PM
iamcolinquinn - An important part of my career is guest on many t.v. shows and that footage makes me look like a perfect ass and a bad guest. @anthonycumia
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8/28 @ 11:47 PM
iamcolinquinn - Gang, stop sending those pics of me spilling on @anthonycumia show. It's making me look like a perfect klutz and it's bad for my reputation.
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8/27 @ 12:31 PM
iamcolinquinn - I'm about to get on the train. The A to the F. Sounds dirty! I went there! Haha. All good, gang. Keep fighting the good fight, team!
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8/27 @ 12:26 PM
iamcolinquinn - You have to give me credit for one thing, gang. I'm considered very intelligent by some people. Give me that at least.
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8/27 @ 12:18 PM
iamcolinquinn - Gang today is the official end of the summer. Not Labor Day weekend but I mean as far as the fall vernal equinox begins on August 27th.
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8/27 @ 9:56 AM
iamcolinquinn - You people need to wake up and go on kick starter and send me some $$$!
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8/27 @ 9:43 AM
iamcolinquinn - I'm not blaming u people in particular but I assume most of u are the same imbeciles that watch Big Bang theory etc. #nooffense
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8/27 @ 9:42 AM
iamcolinquinn - Its weird, fans. For all the hype the Emmys get I go on and kill it nightly and it goes unspoken.
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8/26 @ 3:34 PM
iamcolinquinn - House of Cards was good but too political. I like when K.S. has sex with the one girl behind his wife's back. She does the same! #payback
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8/26 @ 3:31 PM
iamcolinquinn - But at the same tokens I like when Woody Harrelson punches him for banging his wife. That was a lowlife move! His own partner? #noclass
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8/26 @ 3:29 PM
iamcolinquinn - Not criticizing but thought McConaghey smoking on True Detective was what we call in acting a "crutch". Didn't need it.
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8/26 @ 3:17 PM
iamcolinquinn - Mad Men was good when Don Draper was out partying, but there's too much work scenes lately. Nobody wants to watch people work.
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8/26 @ 3:12 PM
iamcolinquinn - The real story is the "red carpet". Some of the outfits ranged from good to "Oh no she didn't" as far as I was concerned.
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8/26 @ 3:11 PM
iamcolinquinn - I miss the old shows, too though. Anybody remember the Sopranos and the Wire? Those had their moments, too though.
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8/26 @ 3:09 PM
iamcolinquinn - House of Cards is good. I don't like when they get too political. And Downton Abbey is great but I haven't seen it.(yet)
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8/26 @ 3:05 PM
iamcolinquinn - True Detective was great too. It had me on the edge of my seat the entire season. Even the quiet parts you could feel a "tension" there.
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8/26 @ 3:04 PM
iamcolinquinn - And it was up against some stiff competition. Mad Men is consistently quality television and the other shows are no slouches either.
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8/26 @ 3:03 PM
iamcolinquinn - Sounds like Breaking Bad really "killed it" at the #emmys. I agree it was one of the best dramas I've seen in a long while.
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8/26 @ 11:36 AM
iamcolinquinn - .@bonniemcfarlane movie featuring comedians and @richvos is a great movie about the disintegration of a marriage. http://t.co/xyasZLm762 … …
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8/25 @ 1:59 PM
iamcolinquinn - People go "but that joke actually explains the entire culture of that entire situation". If it does, great. But trust me, it was incidental.
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8/25 @ 1:57 PM
iamcolinquinn - Biggest fear I have? Crossing the line from brilliant comic into "accomplished hilarious philosopher" in people's minds. Just a joke guy.
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8/25 @ 8:35 AM
iamcolinquinn - Well, town I've got to go out for a spell. You know how NYC is? It waits for no man. Even it's master, CQ.
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8/25 @ 8:34 AM
iamcolinquinn - Listen, town I think we can all agree on one thing. Better t.v. than those stupid you tube "man spills drink" videos. @anthonycumia
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8/25 @ 8:27 AM
iamcolinquinn - We love to complain "There's nothing on, there's nothing on" Nothing on? Are you pulling my chain or what?"
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8/25 @ 8:25 AM
iamcolinquinn - The reports of T.V. 's death are greatly exaggerated right, gang? It's been a banner year and next season looks hot and heavy too.
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