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Colin Quinn

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5/24 @ 11:01 PM

iamcolinquinn - Joke of the day: Just heard about the Mariah Carey wardrobe malfunction on GMA! I mean... Talk about a "Vision of Love"! #Imeanreally

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5/24 @ 5:23 PM

iamcolinquinn - Just sitting here thinking how it would feel to be you following me on twitter. It must be like having a celebrity who's also a friend?

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5/24 @ 4:34 PM

iamcolinquinn - Trust me, I'm on the right path. Just make sure you don't get in the path of my right.

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5/24 @ 4:17 PM

iamcolinquinn - Don't look up to me because I'm a so called "celeb" (your words not mine). Look up to me because I'm a caring pleasant person.

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5/24 @ 4:16 PM

iamcolinquinn - If you're looking for a good holiday weekend plan, try to "be" this weekend instead of "doing". Try to "act" instead of "think".

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5/24 @ 1:09 PM

iamcolinquinn - Buy tix now for the Farmingville Dinner theater at Applebees (promoted) doing my coming of age drama "Incident in Yaphank"!

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5/24 @ 12:56 PM

iamcolinquinn - If you're around this Sunday at 6 A.M. I'm doing 15 minutes of standup on Boston Whalers at the Mastic Shirley Boat show. Jorts optional!

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5/23 @ 3:09 PM

iamcolinquinn - Street advice: If somebody gets in your grill, tell them to stop being a nuisance.

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5/23 @ 2:00 PM

iamcolinquinn - If you have a can do attitude and are a go getter, then you've got the tenacity to have fortitude and perseverance! #incentive #resolve

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5/23 @ 11:23 AM

iamcolinquinn - If you have a crush on a co worker, let them know! Leave a sex toy on their chair with a note and a picture of their car.

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5/23 @ 11:19 AM

iamcolinquinn - Don't fall for workplace code of conduct BS. Walk up to a coworker and grab a handful of ass. If they question you file a complaint!

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5/23 @ 11:11 AM

iamcolinquinn - Be spontaneous today, invite a co worker to a motel for a couple of hours.

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5/23 @ 11:04 AM

iamcolinquinn - I guess we will continue to value hubris, mendacity and arrogance over simple decency. Yeah, that's been working out well so far.

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5/23 @ 11:01 AM

iamcolinquinn - How about I host a non Competition Show. The world's next best nothing but still good friend/ decent person? Jeez let's change priorities!

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5/23 @ 10:56 AM

iamcolinquinn - Share a warm moment with a friend today. That's an order! :)

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5/22 @ 2:08 PM

iamcolinquinn - If a bully bugs u walk up to him in class and spit in his face. Then jump the desk and bite his ear till they drag u off. Word gets around.

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5/22 @ 2:06 PM

iamcolinquinn - If you're shy with girls hit them with the old "U believe in the hereafter then you know what I'm hereafter" 87 percent success rate.

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5/22 @ 2:04 PM

iamcolinquinn - If you're getting picked on at school, find a kid smaller than you then pick on them then the bullies can say "Hey, you're one of us!"

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5/22 @ 2:03 PM

iamcolinquinn - If you kids want friends in school, put yourself out a little bit sexually or become the "mischief maker" or class clown or whatever, trevor

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5/22 @ 1:57 PM

iamcolinquinn - . #abercrombieandfitch I agree with only one part of what he said. That cool kids have a great attitude and a lot of friends. #soeffintrue

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5/22 @ 1:55 PM

iamcolinquinn - .@abercrombieandfitch They think they know what "cool kids" are? That's nerd talk. Cool kids don't even show up after freshman year of H.S.

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5/22 @ 1:54 PM

iamcolinquinn - If you want to be popular and sexy with your peers, the hottest thing you can do is laugh and wink at everybody in the school hallways.

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5/22 @ 1:53 PM

iamcolinquinn - Gotta go along with Ellen on this one. Seems to me like "beauty" is in the eye of the beholder if you ask me. #abercrombieandfitch

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5/20 @ 12:00 PM

iamcolinquinn - Real Chip?RT @TLo_Max hi @iamcolinquinn, i really think you could do with a @datingtipaday maybe you wouldn't still be a virgin. @jimnorton

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5/20 @ 10:24 AM

iamcolinquinn - Congrats to all those who booed @justinbieber. Yay, you just booed a multiplatinum award winning artist who strives for excellence.

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5/20 @ 10:15 AM

iamcolinquinn - Remember something fans! Strive for your achievements. Your goals should only exceed your dreams! Never stop the limits of endurance!

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5/20 @ 9:56 AM

iamcolinquinn - Ultimately even if I performed for an "all bug" audience I'd be greeted with baffled silence because comedy is about "common experience".

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5/20 @ 9:54 AM

iamcolinquinn - Laughter is a "humans only" thing. You never see a bug laughing and if you did you'd probably get freaked out and step on it.

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5/20 @ 9:50 AM

iamcolinquinn - I guess ultimately it comes down to perception. If I perceive things that I observe, then I'm looking at it from that viewpoint. #yesorno

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5/20 @ 9:42 AM

iamcolinquinn - The evil as they sit in their blood drenched palaces laughing like jackals over the "dailies" from Anchorman 2. (promoted)

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5/20 @ 9:37 AM

iamcolinquinn - From the Eskimo laughing over an explorer slipping on the ice, to the ER nurse chuckling over yet another fence impaled youngster.

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5/20 @ 9:35 AM

iamcolinquinn - Laughter has a thousand faces. From the child giggling moronically to the sophisticate dryly tittering at one of my bon mots.

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5/18 @ 10:42 PM

iamcolinquinn - Knicks came is over. Don't bother putting it on. It was a blowout anyways.

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5/18 @ 11:11 AM

iamcolinquinn - Girls, I know you try to impress me because I'm a so called"handsome celeb" well that new lipstick doesn't enhance your mouth if ur cursing.

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5/18 @ 10:39 AM

iamcolinquinn - Hey girls, if you want to look more appealing to me forget the push up bras and push up the sides of your mouth. A smile is the new tits!

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