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Colin Quinn


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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/29 @ 9:50 AM
iamcolinquinn - Gotta run, all. But do yourself a favor and sign that little brat up for LC today. They will be the class cut up just like I was.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/29 @ 9:45 AM
iamcolinquinn - Maybe you have a wanna be athlete who's never going to get to the pros. LC will provide them with a wake up call and a "wake up call".
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/29 @ 9:44 AM
iamcolinquinn - Not just nerds, too. If you have a kid who thinks he's a big shot, a few nights of crickets and "crickets" will set him on the right path.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/29 @ 9:42 AM
iamcolinquinn - ComicCon is a nerd fest, true. But they don't teach you how to fish. They just rob you. My camp brings nerds to where they belong. Comedy.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/29 @ 9:41 AM
iamcolinquinn - I promise your kid will leave after two weeks with 20 minutes of decent material. I can't make a headliner but I can make a good feature.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/29 @ 9:40 AM
iamcolinquinn - Remember Laugh Camp takes pea brained kids and makes them smart. What's more popular in Junior High than a withering sardonic fatalism?
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/29 @ 9:38 AM
iamcolinquinn - Can't wait to laugh it up with @ditzkoff today. I may even ask him to be a guest lecturer at Laugh Camp. AKA the new ComicCon.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 3:22 PM
iamcolinquinn - I'm going over to the theater early. Not being pretentious but I take a coin that represents each joke and run it thru my fingers.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 2:12 PM
iamcolinquinn - "My kid left home a dud and came back a strong middle. Thanks Laugh Camp" R.V. and B.Mac, satisfied parents.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 2:02 PM
iamcolinquinn - Laugh camp is picking up. There are possible satellite camps opening in one of your crummy states soon. Will advise.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 12:04 PM
iamcolinquinn - Catch you guys on the flip side. Enjoy the spherical ball of hot plasma today gang. ( the sun) @npr
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 12:00 PM
iamcolinquinn - When I go on NPR I got them scrambling for their Thesauruses like "Wow. How does this guy spit such "barstool eloquence".
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 11:59 AM
iamcolinquinn - Welp I'm out for the day. On my way to @npr ( speaking of nerds). I'm gonna throw some of my patented 10 dollar words around Lopate show.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 11:57 AM
iamcolinquinn - Sports camp is for dumb jocks. Computer camp is for goofy nerds. Laugh camp is for the kid in the family that sneers at them both.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 11:47 AM
iamcolinquinn - Then we have the marshmallow "roast" ( roast). It speaks for itself, huh gang?
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 11:46 AM
iamcolinquinn - The "Right On Target" archery classes where we teach people to go for the "Bullseye" ( punchline)
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 11:45 AM
iamcolinquinn - We have the "don't go there" cookout every week. With the edgy camp jokes of the week.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 11:44 AM
iamcolinquinn - Laugh camp is hot. Cabin space is limited. If you send me the $$$ today, your kid gets a free 5 minute laugh session with the master.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 10:16 AM
iamcolinquinn - Going to get a haircut. Remember the old good days after a haircut "Hey, what did ya get your ears lowered?" #childhoodlaughs
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 9:49 AM
iamcolinquinn - Starting a laugh camp in August. If you have any kids who want to learn the art of laughter, it's 4,500 for two weeks in the Adirondacks.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 9:46 AM
iamcolinquinn - Meanwhile Kennedy and Newark are like "Why does she get it and not us?" And MacArthur the planes go " I want a tribal tattoo for my wing"
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 9:42 AM
iamcolinquinn - I guess Laguardia airport is sick of being a "Plane Jane".
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/28 @ 9:39 AM
iamcolinquinn - Laguardia airport about to get a 4 billion dollar facelift. Boy, the first time "plastic surgeons" have to be aeronautical engineers!
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 4:25 PM
iamcolinquinn - Pretty good movie on LMN if you're home. A charismatic soccer coach moves into guest house of a divorced woman and things get bad…fast.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 3:44 PM
iamcolinquinn - What the fans say after my shows. http://t.co/eVwECSB62E
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 2:01 PM
iamcolinquinn - I'm going to start a campaign to remove the stigma from optimism!
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 1:41 PM
iamcolinquinn - Fans today is definitely the day! I know I've said it before but this time my "instinct" says it's today.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 10:57 AM
iamcolinquinn - Cry at a construction site, wear yoga pants to a street fight, sing into a strangers car window.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 10:53 AM
iamcolinquinn - Make a cow jealous, step on a frogs foot, look at a horse out of the corner of your eye.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 10:51 AM
iamcolinquinn - Kick over a cardboard cut out. Be sarcastic to a lunatic. Chew gum all day at work.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 10:50 AM
iamcolinquinn - Hip check a bum into a storefront. Run from a friend. Slip a ten spot to a dog.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/27 @ 10:49 AM
iamcolinquinn - Make today count. Lend a pen to a moron. Shove a cat out of the way. Make a spectacle of yourself in front of a mild person.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/26 @ 10:52 PM
iamcolinquinn - Tomorrow's Monday. Boooo. But you know what? If it wasn't for Mondays we wouldn't love Fridays as much as we do!!!! Right, group? Haha.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/26 @ 10:49 PM
iamcolinquinn - Gotta have fun even in your sleep.
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iamcolinquinn Twitter 7/26 @ 10:48 PM
iamcolinquinn - It's been a long day but you gotta laugh.
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