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Tweeter: heusinger Page 1
Patrick Heusinger
http://www.twitter.com/heusinger
6/6 @ 4:07 PM
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My favorite feature of new cars is the "I'm-Trapped-Inside-the-Trunk" button. How do siblings torture each other nowadays? |
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3/3 @ 8:54 AM
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Annnnnd my sister's getting married today!! ... Again. |
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3/3 @ 8:53 AM
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Annnnnnd my sister's getting married!! ... Again. |
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1/21 @ 6:42 PM
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Please tell me everyone saw the announcers of the inauguration confuse Bill Russell for Morgan Freeman. |
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1/15 @ 1:42 PM
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heusinger -
@saschasokolovic I loved that play. I wish we could do it. I'm gonna be in your town in a few weeks to see my buddy's play. You should come! |
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1/15 @ 11:57 AM
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@saschasokolovic hello, lady! How's NYC? |
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1/14 @ 11:23 PM
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1/4 @ 1:53 PM
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1/3 @ 3:37 AM
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heusinger -
Jim and Pam: The Office:: Bates and Anna: Downton Abbey |
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1/3 @ 3:18 AM
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1/3 @ 2:32 AM
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1/3 @ 2:27 AM
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heusinger -
There's really no intelligible difference between Downton Abbey + The Real Housewives of (Anything).
Ok. Better actors. And food. |
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1/1 @ 5:23 PM
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heusinger -
How many of you finally crossed "make out with a girl that tastes like vomit" off your bucket list? Also, who has that on their bucket list? |
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12/30 @ 2:41 PM
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RT @thesulk: A lot of vacation is looking at photos you just took. |
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12/28 @ 11:24 AM
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Ok, I love you Frosted Flakes, but if I'm playing football w/ my dad + a giant cartoon tiger tries to tackle me I'm gonna freak the fuck out |
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12/23 @ 11:27 AM
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heusinger -
Just watched a jewelry store commercial where a man proposed to his GF in said jewelry store. Advertiser meeting: "Romance. We nailed it." |
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12/21 @ 2:45 PM
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There's a nun with a Gucci bag at LAX. |
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12/19 @ 12:18 PM
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12/13 @ 10:21 PM
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12/12 @ 12:45 PM
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My father just opened an email to his children with this: "Hey, you guys! (The Goonies)" I may have never loved him more. |
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12/4 @ 10:48 PM
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@jermainermiles hahaha it's on purpose!! |
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12/2 @ 12:28 PM
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12/1 @ 8:51 PM
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My friend met a girl on a train. Didn't get her number. Posted something on Missed Connections on Craigslist... I'm at their wedding. |
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11/25 @ 8:52 PM
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@10sprayberry we were catching up! I'm taking this private |
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11/25 @ 8:49 PM
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@10sprayberry for almost three weeks now...Carlsen and I almost called you to join us last night!! We were poking around your neighborhood |
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11/25 @ 6:47 PM
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I've been living in LA for so long now that when I walk the streets of NYC I check my blind spot before I move horizontally on the sidewalk. |
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11/4 @ 9:20 AM
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RT @UncleRUSH: Don't wait to do you. |
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11/4 @ 9:18 AM
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You know what's awesome? When you go to bed at 2 and then wake up at 5:30 for no particular reason. And can't go back to sleep. Just awesome |
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10/31 @ 1:13 PM
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@williamryankey you haven't been filling my feed! |
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10/31 @ 11:12 AM
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Vote. Just go vote... Especially you bastards that've filled my Facebook feed for the past six months. |
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10/22 @ 2:13 PM
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Ok. Halloween isn't here, yet. Why is there Christmas music on the sound system at FedEx Office? |
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10/14 @ 10:44 AM
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10/8 @ 4:17 PM
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heusinger: Threat Level Midnight! |
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10/8 @ 12:17 PM
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10/1 @ 3:50 PM
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heusinger: RT @thesulk: Go easy with the poetry, Levi's. You're a dick holder. |
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