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alexwyse Twitter 5/4 @ 1:18 PM
alexwyse - Those days when you're Middle Alisoning all over the place.
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alexwyse Twitter 5/4 @ 1:11 PM
alexwyse - Don't even talk to me til I've had my coffee enema.
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alexwyse Twitter 5/2 @ 12:44 PM
alexwyse - It was only a matter of time before someone I flipped off on the road turned out to be the person I was driving to see.
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alexwyse Twitter 5/1 @ 2:41 PM
alexwyse - SHANTAY YOU STAY. #DeafAwakening https://t.co/gb575tMXCE
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alexwyse Twitter 4/30 @ 11:42 PM
alexwyse - The costume designer asked me to describe my fashion sense and I said "Bar Mitzvah after-party."
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alexwyse Twitter 4/30 @ 8:30 PM
alexwyse - Rehearsal is great and I'm learning many conversational ASL signs like "hello," "goodbye," "I'm tired," and "Nazi."
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alexwyse Twitter 4/29 @ 6:39 PM
alexwyse - "I'll have what she's having! but let's sub for brown rice and I'm still waiting on my latte we'll do separate checks thanks."
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alexwyse Twitter 4/29 @ 12:03 PM
alexwyse - Just saw a man and a woman kiss in West Hollywood, which is not only disgusting, but illegal.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/29 @ 12:51 AM
alexwyse - The cast and creative team of @DeafAwakening are really incredible, and I just have to pray I don't get a hand injury.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/28 @ 1:34 PM
alexwyse - I like to read the nominees' reactions on every news site to see if their stories hold up or if they're communist liars.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/28 @ 9:24 AM
alexwyse - Really thought I'd get a Tony nom for Most Supportive Friend after listening to you bitch about your callback, Blake, but congrats nominees!
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alexwyse Twitter 4/28 @ 9:13 AM
alexwyse - Another year with no nominations for Phantom.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/27 @ 11:01 PM
alexwyse - Just saw Danny DeVito on the street so the rest of your evening is cancelled because you can't top this moment.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/27 @ 9:41 PM
alexwyse - I cannot accept this nomination. Instead, I stand with the egregiously overlooked cast and crew of Victor/Victoria. https://t.co/oAhZkcZ2Hr
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alexwyse Twitter 4/27 @ 12:10 PM
alexwyse - a jewish version of "baby it's cold outside" called "murray it's warm in here."
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alexwyse Twitter 4/26 @ 7:31 PM
alexwyse - tryyy a little tendernesss https://t.co/zzgVoK1bta
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alexwyse Twitter 4/26 @ 7:28 PM
alexwyse - my last @FTRLive John Hughes shows are 4/26, 5/1, 5/9, 5/10 before I step out for a bit. http://t.co/XJJ3Zl7UQO, discount: DJHAlex. COME!
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alexwyse Twitter 4/26 @ 5:50 PM
alexwyse - Hugh: Let's see Fun Home. Wife: But we already saw- Hugh: EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN KNOWS WHAT KIND OF MAN I AM. YOURE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM!
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alexwyse Twitter 4/26 @ 1:46 AM
alexwyse - I'm afraid to say anything informative on here because it would be off-brand for me.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/25 @ 2:34 PM
alexwyse - I dream of a world where we cure cancer with Apple Pay.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/24 @ 10:54 PM
alexwyse - Tonight's performance is brought to you by red bull and prayer.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/24 @ 1:23 AM
alexwyse - "can I have a coke? "umm is pepsi ok?" "yes." "here you go." "thanks." "ur welcome."
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alexwyse Twitter 4/23 @ 1:01 PM
alexwyse - I like my sex like I like my coffee. Served by an angry Vietnamese woman at my local donut shop and you know what I'll have a bagel to go.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/22 @ 7:43 PM
alexwyse - I want the nurse to mumble my doctor's name so I can say, "Dr. Who?!" and then we'll laugh and my STDs will be gone.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/22 @ 6:14 PM
alexwyse - I like to walk into audition rooms full of girls and say things like, "Uh oh, I wore flats!" and anyway that's how I've made all my friends.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/22 @ 12:48 PM
alexwyse - I haven't seen Hamilton, but I imagine it's about TodayTix forcing Madonna to tweet and then Lin not inviting her backstage is that right?
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alexwyse Twitter 4/21 @ 1:56 AM
alexwyse - You know a couple shares true love when their conversations happen publicly on Twitter. Except the opposite of that.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/20 @ 11:44 PM
alexwyse - That, and Bali Ha'i. https://t.co/hIiwO3BVBG
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alexwyse Twitter 4/20 @ 8:07 PM
alexwyse - I get it - it's called a "cat nap" because of my recurring sexual nightmare about Rum Tum Tugger.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/20 @ 8:03 PM
alexwyse - I get it - it's called a "cat nap" because of my recurring sexual dreams about Rum Tum Tugger.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/20 @ 7:11 PM
alexwyse - Anyone can DM me?! UGH! (time passes) UGH I CANT BELIEVE YOU CAN WRITE TO ME ON HERE PLEASE. (time passes) Guys.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/20 @ 3:36 PM
alexwyse - What about a movie set in the future where the world is a better place?
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alexwyse Twitter 4/20 @ 1:22 PM
alexwyse - I get so offended when someone puts that food divider down at the supermarket like their food is better than my food because WHAT IF IT IS.
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alexwyse Twitter 4/20 @ 2:39 AM
alexwyse - If Daredevil takes place in Hell's Kitchen, where are all the tank tops and broken dreams?
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alexwyse Twitter 4/19 @ 10:29 PM
alexwyse - If you have nothing nice to say, make sure you text it to the right person.
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