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9/30 @ 9:07 PM
alexwyse - a fun thing to do is belch really loud and then wink at a child.
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9/30 @ 8:35 PM
alexwyse - thank you, cold cream and lots of sleep!
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9/30 @ 7:21 PM
alexwyse - "I'm sitting inside" really means "You're fucking late."
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9/30 @ 5:07 PM
alexwyse - matzo ball soup cures everything except my anxiety about death BUT CORNED BEEF
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9/30 @ 1:14 PM
alexwyse - When I'm having a bad day I remember that what goes down must come back up unless we're talking about how you're going to hell.
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9/29 @ 7:25 PM
alexwyse - What's that website for actors who can't stage door tonight? Oh yes, here it is.
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9/29 @ 1:26 PM
alexwyse - boys can be cruel like in middle school my nickname was Darlene Love because I had wide vibrato it gets better
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9/28 @ 7:25 PM
alexwyse - the worst part of the government spying on us is that I can't type a murder joke without writing "JK NSA LOL!" after it.
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9/28 @ 1:07 PM
alexwyse - "She's a mom AND a cop." "She's a mom AND a judge." "She's a mom AND the president." "She's a mom AND a dad." "She's a mom AND a fish." -TV
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9/28 @ 12:25 PM
alexwyse - I highly recommend Amazon's new series "Transparent." It's beautifully made and every episode has #nudity.
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9/28 @ 1:26 AM
alexwyse - I am so tired of Bill Hader not being gay.
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9/27 @ 9:44 PM
alexwyse - .@BarbraStreisand when did you know you were immortal? #AskBarbra24
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9/27 @ 8:28 PM
alexwyse - Marry someone tiny so you can have all the bed space in the world.
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9/27 @ 3:05 PM
alexwyse - Last night I met a porn star named Angie who told me she gets a bump in her salary if she has lines or does an orgy.
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9/27 @ 2:27 PM
alexwyse - you never know when you'll get discovered (in an aging virgin's basement after 18 months just when they've given up hope)
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9/26 @ 6:58 PM
alexwyse - Just wrapped on @NBC_AtoZ. It's going to be a wonderful show and I hope you all watch it!
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9/25 @ 2:08 AM
alexwyse - You're an adult. No hashtags.
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9/24 @ 6:20 PM
alexwyse - grandpa called to wish a happy new year, told him he's three months off and he probably has dementia, lol old people are funny.
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9/24 @ 3:13 AM
alexwyse - between – 1. boyfriend 2. all the bed space in the world that’s an EASY 2.
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9/23 @ 5:05 PM
alexwyse - I promise never to lose sight of my roots never mind this tweet is bad for my brand DELETE
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9/23 @ 11:37 AM
alexwyse - Don't touch me unless the leaves are golden.
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9/22 @ 6:28 PM
alexwyse - “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven please remove your pants."
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9/22 @ 2:17 PM
alexwyse - "Bang Bang" has to be the most stirring anti-rape anthem I've ever heard.
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9/22 @ 12:50 AM
alexwyse - Fun game: On a friend's birthday, write something critical on their fb wall like, "your aura feels tired," or, "your mother was very rude."
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9/21 @ 8:48 PM
alexwyse - It's a good thing I didn't hit big when I was young, cuz, like, look at Anne Frank.
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9/21 @ 5:10 PM
alexwyse - .@newsies ur still my MySpace top 8
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9/21 @ 1:40 AM
alexwyse - Have I told you lately to buy the Triassic Parq album on iTunes? I was a dinosaur.
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9/20 @ 9:40 PM
alexwyse - Tinder: Where Foreign Women Check the Wrong Gender ™
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9/20 @ 8:55 PM
alexwyse - AirBnB Roommate: "Did you hear that girl practicing opera?" Me: "...No."
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9/20 @ 6:59 PM
alexwyse - Last night I drunkenly told my AirBnB host that I wanted to get raped by Jim Broadbent on SVU, and we still have two weeks left.
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9/20 @ 12:29 PM
alexwyse - Possible bio: "Alex can be seen applying makeup in his rear-view mirror. Proud member of Netflix."
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9/20 @ 2:15 AM
alexwyse - I bought a copy of "You Can't Take It With You," thus negating the play's thesis and winning the internet.
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9/19 @ 6:50 PM
alexwyse - #FF @MarcSnetiker because he's verified.
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9/19 @ 1:34 PM
alexwyse - idea for my funeral: deviled eggs, sweater weather, and I'm secretly alive the whole time.
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9/19 @ 12:18 PM
alexwyse - Does Twitter count as a book?
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