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9/18 @ 8:37 PM
alexwyse - On Christmas do Chinese people order Jewish food?
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9/17 @ 1:12 AM
alexwyse - Yesterday I auditioned not only to be a Nazi, but... wait for it... an SS Officer. I gave them a lot of hips.
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9/16 @ 8:18 PM
alexwyse - Kevin Costner is a great Native American.
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9/15 @ 10:28 PM
alexwyse - I will name my first born ??????????????.
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9/15 @ 2:30 PM
alexwyse - "Reception," my film about a dream in a dream in a dream where I only have 3G.
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9/15 @ 12:04 PM
alexwyse - Proud member of the MilLOLnial Generation.
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9/14 @ 1:11 PM
alexwyse - a friend of mine just did an ice bucket challenge video, which is this thing we used to do like SIX YEARS AGO.
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9/14 @ 12:39 PM
alexwyse - also I have Elizabeth Moss's license plate number in case anyone needs it.
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9/14 @ 12:05 PM
alexwyse - but imagine how felicity huffman feels she's like we're twins! and im like um please go back to your dungeon cuz i keep her in a dungeon?
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9/14 @ 12:04 PM
alexwyse - I imagine it's hard for twins because you basically share a face I mean it's hard for me and Edie Falco but I think we make it work.
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9/14 @ 3:07 AM
alexwyse - "happy birthday!" "happy birthday!" *unfriend* "happy birthday!"
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9/13 @ 5:46 PM
alexwyse - The words, "Brunch ran over and there was traffic on the 101," came out of my mouth, so I'm a goner.
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9/12 @ 4:30 PM
alexwyse - I'll release my nudes one day, but only for comedic effect.
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9/12 @ 1:31 PM
alexwyse - whatever, I read Playbill. "@broadwaycom: Weekend poll! Which Broadway star cracks you up the most on Twitter? http://t.co/GQqjvQj90R"
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9/12 @ 11:47 AM
alexwyse - "Love means never having to say you're sorry!" she wrote in a psychotic email to her ex.
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9/11 @ 8:18 PM
alexwyse - Since I already beat Tinder NY, I'm trying out Tinder LA. Through the 2nd level, but the 3rd level's impossible. Anyone have cheat codes?
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9/11 @ 1:23 PM
alexwyse - "Yes, I'll have the LGBT with a side of fries."
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9/11 @ 12:32 PM
alexwyse - If I could have lunch with any five people living or dead, it would be One Direction minus Liam and Bernadette Peters in 1987.
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9/10 @ 4:07 PM
alexwyse - .@Actor_Friend > V for Vendetta
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9/10 @ 11:57 AM
alexwyse - Oreos? I want MOREeos should I go into advertising?
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9/9 @ 5:47 PM
alexwyse - The first rule of First Wives Club is don't talk about First Wives Club.
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9/9 @ 1:52 PM
alexwyse - If I don't get your support on this, I'm moving to LA. "@broadwaycom: Which Broadway stars crack you up the most on Twitter? #bwayhilarity"
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9/9 @ 12:45 AM
alexwyse - What if the iPhone 6 is an Android?
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9/8 @ 4:41 PM
alexwyse - #Dim4Joan http://t.co/r7BYCW3LnH
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9/8 @ 3:41 PM
alexwyse - I fancy myself an intelligent person until I try to turn on someone else's shower.
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9/8 @ 3:16 PM
alexwyse - dream casting: @RuPaul in @HedwigOnBway. She would use up all the fierceness and there would be no fierceness left.
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9/6 @ 6:29 PM
alexwyse - .@GWR hi Guinness, I broke the world record for solving a Rubik's Cübe, you're welcome. https://t.co/RBLWtNDoNb
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9/6 @ 10:27 AM
alexwyse - Dead lifted 14 lbs whatever no big deal
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9/5 @ 8:52 PM
alexwyse - ahem... it's Doctor WHOM.
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9/5 @ 6:53 PM
alexwyse - Watch me break the world record for solving a Rubik's Cube. https://t.co/RBLWtNDoNb
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9/5 @ 11:36 AM
alexwyse - When I was a kid I thought teenage life would look exactly like Christina Applegate lololololololol i murdered my babysitter.
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9/4 @ 8:27 PM
alexwyse - What if I don't want to share a Coke with anyone?
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9/4 @ 12:21 PM
alexwyse - I saw Uzo Aduba go on for Glinda in Wicked. #tweetyourdreams
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9/4 @ 8:42 AM
alexwyse - #tbt Jonathan Rhys Meyers
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9/3 @ 10:50 AM
alexwyse - I saw a guy I knew was tough cuz he spit on the sidewalk cuz tough guys produce lots of saliva & my dentist says I have dry mouth?
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