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alexwyse Twitter 1/29 @ 3:57 PM
alexwyse - Can we start wearing glitter ribbons for survivors of theater camp?
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alexwyse Twitter 1/29 @ 3:42 PM
alexwyse - I went to both French Woods AND Stage Door Manor, which I believe is some form of water boarding.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/29 @ 1:09 PM
alexwyse - Should I go to the gym? 1. No. 2. No.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/28 @ 9:43 PM
alexwyse - a game show called "Rehearsal Room Warmup or Ambulance?"
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alexwyse Twitter 1/28 @ 1:06 PM
alexwyse - What if this whole time, Joel Grey WAS Jennifer Grey?
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alexwyse Twitter 1/28 @ 5:47 AM
alexwyse - My New Years Resolution was to skip January, and yet.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/27 @ 7:52 PM
alexwyse - When I'm eating a bread bowl? That's my private moment.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/27 @ 3:09 PM
alexwyse - I looked over both my shoulders and the waitress passing by asked if I was telling a racist joke.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/27 @ 11:59 AM
alexwyse - That storm was just a publicity stunt for Frozen 2.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/27 @ 11:08 AM
alexwyse - My two best qualities are that I am self-aware and fucking gorgeous.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/27 @ 1:58 AM
alexwyse - When both Facebook and Instagram are down, you know God is testing you.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/27 @ 12:18 AM
alexwyse - At the next table is an older gay couple having a yelling match about how they would direct Carousel.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/26 @ 4:28 PM
alexwyse - All Broadway shows are canceled tonight... How is that different from every other day in January?
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alexwyse Twitter 1/26 @ 3:08 PM
alexwyse - this is a show I'm doing in Los Angeles, and I'm pretty darn excited about it. http://t.co/2uJU51F7o6
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alexwyse Twitter 1/26 @ 12:36 PM
alexwyse - It's not the length of the relationship that matters; it's the girth.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/26 @ 1:58 AM
alexwyse - Sometimes you just need to get on the Internet and tell a stranger your problems.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/26 @ 1:01 AM
alexwyse - Start all your Tinder conversations with, "Did you see Boyhood?"
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alexwyse Twitter 1/25 @ 9:02 PM
alexwyse - SAG Awards prediction: Mortdecai sweep.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/25 @ 4:14 AM
alexwyse - Did You Know? Abs and personalities are two separate things.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/23 @ 2:23 PM
alexwyse - As an actor, i try not to talk about my brand, because I was young when it happened, and the scar is still healing.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/23 @ 1:57 AM
alexwyse - Cameron Frye is one of the biggest villains in cinematic history.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/21 @ 5:09 PM
alexwyse - I typed @LauraBenanti's name into a text message and it autocorrected to "Florida Nancy."
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alexwyse Twitter 1/21 @ 4:48 PM
alexwyse - I've got the Chipotle sweats.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/20 @ 9:06 PM
alexwyse - Million dollar idea: What if my bio was just Laura Dern's bio?
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alexwyse Twitter 1/20 @ 8:36 PM
alexwyse - I'm approaching the three-year anniversary of no one is saying anything bad about me behind my back. #grateful
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alexwyse Twitter 1/20 @ 2:32 PM
alexwyse - Here is my official statement on AMERICAN SNIPER: Haven't seen it.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/20 @ 12:38 PM
alexwyse - "PLEASE be at rehearsal ON TIME." "I just don't think my character would do that."
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alexwyse Twitter 1/19 @ 1:00 PM
alexwyse - I have about a hundred drafts saved for possible national tragedies, and they all include the phrase, "You guys..."
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alexwyse Twitter 1/18 @ 6:22 PM
alexwyse - A series called "Jan the Virgin" about a 78 year old librarian with gout.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/18 @ 1:28 PM
alexwyse - "What does he do?" "He's a YouTuber." "But what does he DO?" "He makes videos." "But what is his job?" "Making YouTube videos." "But what
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alexwyse Twitter 1/18 @ 12:43 PM
alexwyse - Got a new phone. I'd take a picture of it for you but I'm not a goddamn wizard, Andrew.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/17 @ 3:42 PM
alexwyse - The only reason I do anything is so people from high school will see it.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/17 @ 2:24 AM
alexwyse - I'm watching Moulin Rouge and comparing myself to Nicole Kidman.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/17 @ 1:59 AM
alexwyse - Starting a support group for anyone who's cried at the Genius Bar.
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alexwyse Twitter 1/16 @ 2:03 PM
alexwyse - Love the idea of NBC doing The Wiz, but who will Bo Bice play?
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