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alexwyse Twitter 12/19 @ 1:15 PM
alexwyse - Every minute I'm watching Frozen, I'm not doing meth. Food for thought.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/18 @ 9:39 PM
alexwyse - I don't understand this weird Jennifer Lawrence remix of "Strange Fruit."
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alexwyse Twitter 12/18 @ 3:05 PM
alexwyse - If I were a drag queen, my name would be Barbara Edelstein-Dorfman, PTA.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/17 @ 10:30 PM
alexwyse - And yet North Korea is silent about Annie.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/17 @ 2:47 PM
alexwyse - I want to be the first person to get to 2015.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/16 @ 10:28 PM
alexwyse - ? "On the first night of Hanukkah my parents gave to me a lifetime of anxiiieeetyyyyyyy." ?
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alexwyse Twitter 12/16 @ 8:44 PM
alexwyse - What are some other great Jewish JRB roles Jeremy Jordan can play?!
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alexwyse Twitter 12/16 @ 6:21 PM
alexwyse - My biggest fears: 1. Dying alone 2. Booking flights 3-9. Ruining christmas for the other students 10. Bears
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alexwyse Twitter 12/16 @ 6:01 PM
alexwyse - If you can't handle me on Twitter, then you don't deserve me on Instagram.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/15 @ 7:48 PM
alexwyse - Did you guys also learn about sex from the Potiphar's Wife scene? Ok cool.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/15 @ 12:11 PM
alexwyse - Some parents told their children about the birds and the bees, other parents sent their children to theater camp.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/14 @ 7:11 PM
alexwyse - I'm all about supporting live theatre until I have to go see my friend's goddamn show.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/14 @ 3:03 PM
alexwyse - "The team has decided to go in a different direction," is an acceptable way to break up with someone.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/14 @ 2:00 PM
alexwyse - Last night I met a girl named Cinnamon so please keep me in your prayers.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/13 @ 1:45 PM
alexwyse - There's a reason it's not called SantaPro.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/13 @ 1:16 PM
alexwyse - "Mommy, it's Santa!" said a little girl, her dreams about to be crushed.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/12 @ 10:34 PM
alexwyse - It's a Tootsie kind of night.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/12 @ 1:42 PM
alexwyse - The play I am most excited to see: Horse Girls, which just got extended! by @jennyrachel. http://t.co/683zDcNhvB
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alexwyse Twitter 12/11 @ 6:31 PM
alexwyse - "Tweet it" is the equivalent of "Write it in the Burn Book."
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alexwyse Twitter 12/11 @ 5:31 PM
alexwyse - Spending the morning on this awesome show! http://t.co/9HdLcJrGoD
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alexwyse Twitter 12/11 @ 1:04 AM
alexwyse - I've decided to change my professional name to Daddy's Little Troublemaker.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/10 @ 11:19 PM
alexwyse - .@ImitationGame that was not funny at all
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alexwyse Twitter 12/10 @ 12:23 PM
alexwyse - Possible porno title: "Hannah and Her Misters" because polygamy is a sin.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/9 @ 5:52 PM
alexwyse - Every day I'm grateful that "true-true" from Cloud Atlas didn't catch on.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/9 @ 4:43 PM
alexwyse - My drafts folder could bring down an empire.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/9 @ 12:24 PM
alexwyse - Scientists agree: the Shroud of Turin was the first Biore strip.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/9 @ 11:17 AM
alexwyse - When I was young I forced my babysitters to watch Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead so they knew who they were dealing with.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/8 @ 8:41 PM
alexwyse - Watching Scandal! I'm at the part where she has an affair with the President.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/8 @ 4:29 PM
alexwyse - "I'd LOVE to be on your mailing list," said no one ever.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/8 @ 12:23 AM
alexwyse - Tonight a barista named Asia took ten minutes of her shift to describe an episode of Kitchen Nightmares to me, and I never got my coffee.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/7 @ 2:02 PM
alexwyse - Facebook post template: "So excited to see this show! Here are the following cast members I know personally."
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alexwyse Twitter 12/6 @ 9:01 PM
alexwyse - I'm starting a support group for people who haven't seen a screening of Into the Woods.
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alexwyse Twitter 12/5 @ 6:41 PM
alexwyse - "We need to make these children look as sexy as possible." - the adult director of Casper
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alexwyse Twitter 12/5 @ 4:23 PM
alexwyse - If we don't fix global warming our children will have to break the sunglass ceiling. #humour
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alexwyse Twitter 12/5 @ 2:12 PM
alexwyse - I honestly believe that canceling Christmas would save our environment.
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