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11/26 @ 1:30 AM
alexwyse - Nothing kills a budding friendship like finding out they have a vanity license plate.
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11/25 @ 8:44 PM
alexwyse - Jurassic World looks great except they used CGI instead of the real Chris Pratt.
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11/25 @ 1:02 AM
alexwyse - The same system that would let that man go free is the same system that produces men like that in the first place.
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11/24 @ 7:00 PM
alexwyse - Daniel Day-Lewis should star in Transformers because he is the most transformative actor of our time as evidenced by his acclaimed roles in
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11/24 @ 2:13 PM
alexwyse - Last night's The Comeback was so intense I'm pretty sure one of the scenes took place at Los Pollos Hermanos.
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11/23 @ 1:01 PM
alexwyse - The idea of Allison Williams playing Peter Pan is SO Marnie.
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11/23 @ 2:35 AM
alexwyse - .@IntoTheWoods i just hope they studied the PBS broadcast to get the line readings right
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11/22 @ 11:36 PM
alexwyse - but do we even have evidence that the moon is real?
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11/22 @ 2:26 PM
alexwyse - With every tweet comes a friend who talks shit about your social media presence.
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11/21 @ 10:08 PM
alexwyse - RT if you roll up your window at red lights so no one hears you singing "Meadowlark."
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11/21 @ 4:59 PM
alexwyse - .@WebMD i can't roll my r's
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11/21 @ 12:04 PM
alexwyse - E! News: "Who are you wearing?" Ed Gein: "Beth."
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11/20 @ 9:18 PM
alexwyse - I'm on @NBC_AtoZ at 9:30!! I'll be live tweeting but from a different account (I run @violadavis)
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11/20 @ 5:08 PM
alexwyse - ? Let's go all the way tonight no regrets blerherm (?) ?
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11/20 @ 2:48 PM
alexwyse - I will be on @NBC_AtoZ tonight at 9:30pm. It's a charming show, and I hope you watch! Here is a dolphin ????
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11/19 @ 4:13 PM
alexwyse - .@newsies new phone who dis
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11/19 @ 1:35 PM
alexwyse - I put my money where my mouth is and now I have an infection.
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11/18 @ 8:13 PM
alexwyse - Duck Duck Mousse is this game I play where I put on sweatpants, eat a jar of pâté, and call it a night.
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11/18 @ 5:03 PM
alexwyse - If anyone ever tried to steal my identity, I'd be like ugh take it.
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11/18 @ 3:17 PM
alexwyse - RIP our deleted tweets.
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11/18 @ 2:18 PM
alexwyse - Brought my own blanket to the dentist because the metal one he has sucks.
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11/18 @ 1:33 AM
alexwyse - I want to see Side Show so much I’m screlting about it.
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11/16 @ 9:42 PM
alexwyse - I'm at a party and an old man keeps calling me Stanley and he said he's going to put me on a leash in the garage with the other Stanleys.
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11/16 @ 2:39 PM
alexwyse - LA, where everyone is a white girl.
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11/16 @ 1:22 AM
alexwyse - my tombstone will read, "masc only, must have face pic."
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11/15 @ 8:35 PM
alexwyse - Humpty Dumpty sits in his mobile home, browsing illustrations of himself as an egg, sad that no one will acknowledge the weight loss.
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11/14 @ 11:08 PM
alexwyse - Everyone thinks they're the star of their own life but what if we're all extras in Logan Lerman's life?
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11/14 @ 8:42 PM
alexwyse - I get fined because apparently Hertz hates pride? http://t.co/nmebTwSoYk
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11/14 @ 3:18 PM
alexwyse - I hope the sound designers sabotage the Tony broadcast.
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11/13 @ 4:24 AM
alexwyse - I thought I was seeing a biopic of Lynne Wintersteller, but after the initial disappointment, Interstellar was good.
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11/12 @ 8:46 PM
alexwyse - just found out I'm not Alex from Target ????
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11/11 @ 2:28 AM
alexwyse - when you've had too many white wine spritzers http://t.co/tfYHN6PuGc
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11/10 @ 10:36 PM
alexwyse - I'm a self-made hundredaire.
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11/10 @ 2:29 PM
alexwyse - are you dressing up for veterans day i'm going as Elsa no wait Anna
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11/10 @ 1:11 PM
alexwyse - Loud bang outside my window. Plan to sleep in til next week has been foiled. I reluctantly rise.
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