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Mike Rylander


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MikeRylander Twitter 2/5 @ 2:29 PM
MikeRylander - FACT: If no one sings Hello by Adele at a karaoke night, time collapses on itself and the universe implodes.
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/5 @ 1:17 PM
MikeRylander - #PleaseClap https://t.co/As4YFNyVLl
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/5 @ 11:07 AM
MikeRylander - "I heard my mama cry, I heard her pray the night Old Country Buffet died." -lead singer of Paper Fat Face, the No. 1 buffet-themed band
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/4 @ 8:40 PM
MikeRylander - when u leave the callback thinking "yeah, I got that," then it's suddenly 5:30pm and you ain't heard shit. https://t.co/411tq307Ni
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/4 @ 8:23 PM
MikeRylander - when Mike Rylander starts talking about himself in third person on Facebook, you know he's finally made it big time! https://t.co/a5MbFkBmSL
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/4 @ 12:36 PM
MikeRylander - #PleaseClap https://t.co/FKofGicKnn
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/4 @ 4:31 AM
MikeRylander - FYI: Saying 'sketch' > 'skit' > 'spoof'
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/4 @ 4:26 AM
MikeRylander - it's a bummer that R Kelly is a such a piece of shit because Ignition (Remix) is a fucking jam. ??
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/4 @ 4:25 AM
MikeRylander - it's a bummer that R Kelly is a such a piece of shit because Ignition (Remix) is a fucking jam.
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/3 @ 8:34 PM
MikeRylander - #PleaseClap https://t.co/XYdEDtboUK
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/3 @ 6:38 PM
MikeRylander - journalism, amirite? https://t.co/iIJOjrXi7h
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/3 @ 4:51 PM
MikeRylander - #PleaseClap https://t.co/2fb2UqRR87
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/3 @ 4:50 PM
MikeRylander - I spell my first name with an exclamation point! #PleaseClap
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/3 @ 4:49 PM
MikeRylander - I put my pants on BOTH legs at the same time. #PleaseClap
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/3 @ 4:47 PM
MikeRylander - I brushed my teeth today. #PleaseClap
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/3 @ 4:36 PM
MikeRylander - very cool gig being cast in Los Angeles today https://t.co/6L2Yp7VmCo
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/2 @ 8:06 PM
MikeRylander - feeling thankful and grateful that so many celebrities will be able to pay their rent this quarter from booking so many Super Bowl ads ????
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/2 @ 5:14 PM
MikeRylander - Sanders/Warren vs Trump/Cruz would be the most polarized, Good vs Evil, Cake or Death, All-In, ideological bare knuckles cage fight ever.
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/2 @ 2:02 PM
MikeRylander - According to a text message from my wife, we are taking our daughter to a screening of The Lady And The Trampoline.
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/2 @ 3:35 AM
MikeRylander - saddest photo of the 2016 political season yet? https://t.co/S5iNRHpqMW
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/2 @ 2:14 AM
MikeRylander - I'm skinnier than Seth Rogen, but fatter than Zac Efron, and Hollywood is like, "NO. ONE OR THE OTHER."
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/2 @ 1:14 AM
MikeRylander - .@tedcruz maybe? https://t.co/4hJvaQJkfm
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MikeRylander Twitter 2/1 @ 8:08 PM
MikeRylander - rockin' a sick audition 'stache today https://t.co/uSnkMWhZvf
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/30 @ 12:24 PM
MikeRylander - The first rule of being a male feminist is if you constantly tell people you are a male feminist, you are not really a male feminist.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/28 @ 2:07 PM
MikeRylander - HAIR STYLIST: You sure you don't wanna mix it up? BRIAN: NOPE! https://t.co/RT7t83T9hQ
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/27 @ 1:51 PM
MikeRylander - I just typo'ed "ethnically ambiguous" as "ethically ambiguous" and the world of casting TV commercials has never made more sense to me.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/27 @ 1:48 PM
MikeRylander - Added benefit of Hamilton coming to LA? Another item on the list of "things that make us feel culturally superior than the rest of America."
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/26 @ 10:57 PM
MikeRylander - Just did my first Spin class and the room was heated at 85° and I am 85% sure I am dead and my ghost is typing this.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/24 @ 7:02 PM
MikeRylander - I am a Tourist Class American. #YesAllTourists
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/22 @ 11:54 AM
MikeRylander - Shooting a thing where I play a douchebag with spikey hair who works in an office & sexually harasses everyone. I get why I got this... :/
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/20 @ 12:53 PM
MikeRylander - I have an audition for Vagisil today and the role is "sticky mess man," so matter what happens, 2016 is already the best year of my life.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/16 @ 1:59 PM
MikeRylander - Drove to Agoura Hills at 7am on a Saturday to play tennis with a friend. This shit is so white we should both be nominated for Oscars.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/16 @ 11:20 AM
MikeRylander - Drove to Angora Hills at 7am on a Saturday to play tennis with a friend. This shit is so white we should both be nominated for Oscars.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/15 @ 6:09 PM
MikeRylander - NBC producing Friends and Will & Grace reunion shows is like your unemployed uncle dusting off his Girbaud jeans from when he was Prom King.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/14 @ 12:39 PM
MikeRylander - If it was called Straight Outta Manhattan Beach I bet it would have been nominated.
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