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Mike Rylander


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9/20 @ 10:59 PM
MikeRylander - What if the dragons in Dragon Tales suddenly realized they were dragons and they devoured the shit outta those kids?
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9/19 @ 9:09 PM
MikeRylander - Baby's first long-lasting, super hard, deep belly laugh induced by a television program comes courtesy of... @donoldduck. I'm a happy dad.
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9/19 @ 6:02 PM
MikeRylander - The new "it" street drug is called Meow Meow. Also, my idea to curb drug use by giving drugs the stupidiest names possible will not work.
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9/18 @ 10:17 PM
MikeRylander - Wow. RT @NFL Hey @CBS, thanks for airing a special on concussions after the game. Why not a special on hitting your wife & kids? #NotCoolBro
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9/18 @ 8:28 AM
MikeRylander - The median salary for a financial executive on Wall Street is $26M. The median salary for a high school math teacher is $55K. Good morning!
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9/17 @ 12:56 AM
MikeRylander - Wanna feel old? <thing that happened many years ago> happened in <year that was many years ago>.
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9/17 @ 12:52 AM
MikeRylander - So when Neil Diamond was in the womb, was his name Neil Coal? TAKE THAT, ORGANIZED SOCIETY! YOU HEAR ME? YOU TAKE THAT JOKE AND YOU LIKE IT.
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9/17 @ 12:18 AM
MikeRylander - CASTING NOTICE: If you helped leak all those celebrity nudes, I have a really sweet lead for you... http://t.co/R3vQgpla5O
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9/17 @ 12:05 AM
MikeRylander - Sgt. Classic Cocktail #HipsterComicBooks @midnight
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9/17 @ 12:00 AM
MikeRylander - Archie Comics #HipsterComicBooks @midnight
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9/16 @ 11:56 PM
MikeRylander - Cast Iron Pot Cooked Lentil Soup Man #HipsterComicBooks @midnight
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9/16 @ 11:48 PM
MikeRylander - The Fantastic Foursquare check-in at that new vegan place you keep hearing about #HipsterComicBooks @midnight
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9/16 @ 11:43 PM
MikeRylander - The Whatever, I Guess He's Pretty Strong And Stuff, Hulk #HipsterComicBooks @midnight
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9/16 @ 11:40 PM
MikeRylander - Captain American Apparel #HipsterComicBooks @midnight
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9/16 @ 11:36 PM
MikeRylander - In other news, this is a real photo - http://t.co/HwQzPMmUwJ - and the beheading videos from ISIS are real. Best. War. Ever!
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9/16 @ 11:33 PM
MikeRylander - Think about that- in the last decade, for every $1 we've spent on EVERYTHING science-related, we've spent $3 on destabilizing one country.
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9/16 @ 11:30 PM
MikeRylander - Here's a fun statistic- since 2003, we've spent $1.7 trillion on the Iraq War and $668 billion TOTAL on ALL scientific research. 3x as much.
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9/14 @ 9:53 PM
MikeRylander - I'm not saying I should be a modeling scout, but... http://t.co/fbZcRfcQcU
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9/14 @ 12:06 AM
MikeRylander - Tonight, as an experiment in humanity, I will be retweeting non Pasta Pass related tweets from people who bought Olive Garden's pasta pass.
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9/13 @ 7:32 PM
MikeRylander - I didn't support Bush's Iraq War. But his mistake birthed ISIS, which I support wiping off the face of the planet by any means necessary.
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9/13 @ 1:17 PM
MikeRylander - Making some magic for @OraTV with @AngeliqueCabral, @SallyPressman and @LamorneMorris today. You've been warned... #LadiesOnTop
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9/13 @ 12:03 AM
MikeRylander - Things are getting a little heavy on Twitter-dot-com tonight. Might have to start retweeting people who bought the Olive Garden Pasta Pass.
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9/12 @ 11:44 PM
MikeRylander - Just because you were beat with belts & tree branches until you bled does not mean you have to pass it on. You can end the cycle. Please do.
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9/12 @ 11:43 PM
MikeRylander - My father was abused. I have heard the stories. He is still scarred. It's why he made it a point to never hit us. I am so very grateful.
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9/12 @ 11:36 PM
MikeRylander - .@sonyagoins1 Yup. Discipline teaches right & wrong using reason, logic & empathy. Abuse instills fear via violence. @jclong @APkrawczynski
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9/12 @ 11:33 PM
MikeRylander - .@TheRealTank That just means each generation taught the next how to abuse their children. Hope you stop the cycle.
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9/12 @ 11:20 PM
MikeRylander - So apparently people on Twitter are defending the practice of using a tree branch to beat your child until they bleed. Goodnight everyone.
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9/12 @ 10:49 PM
MikeRylander - Fav this tweet if you discipline by beating your kid with a switch. RT if you think that's insane. (H/T: @latimes - http://t.co/n0G1hBYTsg)
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9/12 @ 7:04 PM
MikeRylander - It's strange that a violent and chauvinistic sport would lead to so much violence and chauvinism.
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9/12 @ 3:21 PM
MikeRylander - .........................if you committed cold-blooded murder and completely got away with it, wouldn't you feel like you could do it again?
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9/12 @ 3:20 PM
MikeRylander - ....................if you had committed cold-blooded murder and completely got away with it, wouldn't you feel like you could do it again?
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9/12 @ 3:19 PM
MikeRylander - In George Zimmerman's defense...............................................................................................................
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9/12 @ 6:52 AM
MikeRylander - Goodell's 9 yrs as @NFL commissioner: 56 players arrested on charges of domestic violence, some multiple times, have lost 13 games combined.
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9/12 @ 1:39 AM
MikeRylander - Seeking investors for my new dot-com start-up, Face/Offbook. It combines social networking and hot Face/Off fan fiction. Will be huge. $$$
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9/11 @ 11:02 AM
MikeRylander - It's interesting that when entertainers struggle with depression, the Internet is the first place to say, "why?" http://t.co/wiDCP4MVqW
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