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Mike Rylander


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MikeRylander Twitter 12/19 @ 8:43 PM
MikeRylander - OH ON TV: "...and when they heard the little boy died, you can only imagine the scene..." (beat) "-Eye Witness News was there! Take a look!"
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/19 @ 3:01 PM
MikeRylander - Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is to tweet a @Deadline article with my name in it. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK U JOLLY OLD ELF? Love, Mike
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/18 @ 2:06 AM
MikeRylander - If you missed it, this is my Hanukkah present to the world: http://t.co/CpNfXTVjed
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/18 @ 2:01 AM
MikeRylander - Then again, it's probably more fucked up that my 2-year-old daughter already has a kid.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/18 @ 2:01 AM
MikeRylander - It's pretty fucked up that my kid and her kid *might* get taught in school that the stars of Pineapple Express started a war.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/18 @ 12:37 AM
MikeRylander - My brother-in-law once described parenting as "18 years of trying to get your kids to go to sleep." I'm almost 2 years in and yup.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 9:09 PM
MikeRylander - Anyway, I'm just another opinion with an asshole, and I'm pretty sure the Internet is maxed out on both already. Bye bye.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 9:04 PM
MikeRylander - (EDIT: "yes, even studio comedies *can be* art")
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 8:58 PM
MikeRylander - Millionaires & non-millionaires dedicated their talents to a piece of art, (yes, even studio comedies are art), and we let bad guys kill it.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 8:58 PM
MikeRylander - Millionaires and non-millionaires dedicated their talents to a piece of art, (yes, even studio comedies are art), and let bad guys kill it.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 8:55 PM
MikeRylander - I have a small part in another studio movie opening on Christmas. If that movie was pulled, I would be devastated. Jokes aside, this sucks.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 8:03 PM
MikeRylander - Good thing the Internet didn't exist in Russia and Sony didn't run Hollywood in the 80s. Goodbye half of all movies made that decade.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 7:46 PM
MikeRylander - So does this mean Kim Jong-un gets an Executive Producer credit?
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 7:41 PM
MikeRylander - Ugh. Gotta translate all my scripts and treatments into Korean tonight. Anyone fluent and wanna help a brother out?
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/17 @ 6:44 PM
MikeRylander - Sorry, James Foley, the United States does not negotiate with terrorists. (...oh, wait, umm- ...can we get a do-over on that one?)
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/16 @ 8:52 PM
MikeRylander - "Show 'em you're a tiger! Show 'em what you can do! -which is run fast and maul people. Buy Frosted Flakes." "Umm, good first pass, Steve."
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/16 @ 8:45 PM
MikeRylander - "Rectum? No, I said I damn near killed him. Why would you say rectum after I just confessed to attempted murder? You're weird."
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/16 @ 7:41 PM
MikeRylander - A 2016 Bush/Clinton race would be a really great way to demonstrate that our broken democracy is actually a thriving plutocracy.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/16 @ 6:21 PM
MikeRylander - At this point, Sony should rush a greenlight on a film about the hack where Sony is the evil bad guy and the hackers are righteous sex Gods.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/15 @ 11:26 PM
MikeRylander - The Eastern European man who ran next to me at the gym smelled like an Eastern European man.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/14 @ 10:27 AM
MikeRylander - Auburn freshman football player Jakell Mitchell was shot & killed early Sunday morning at apartment complex near campus. - @SportsCenter
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/14 @ 2:20 AM
MikeRylander - Finally watching Hustle And Flow. Only an hour in, but probably my fave rom-com of all-time.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/13 @ 11:39 PM
MikeRylander - Taylor Lautner is right by me at this UCLA game I'm working, but I'm not getting a photo with him cuz I'd hate for him to feel unhandsome.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/10 @ 11:02 AM
MikeRylander - Dear Haters, Brett Favre said I'm a good actor. Love, Guy #1
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/9 @ 2:24 PM
MikeRylander - Wait a sec- according to this call sheet, I think they booked our evil alternate universe twins... http://t.co/EZPL2yDke8
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/9 @ 2:22 PM
MikeRylander - In case you're wondering if I am doing Mississippi right, I ate dinner last night at midnight at Waffle House and I smothered my browns.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/8 @ 1:57 PM
MikeRylander - Flying to Mississippi today to shoot a commercial with Brett Favre, who apparently just landed in Green Bay. Life is weird.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/7 @ 1:15 AM
MikeRylander - Just another great day of being a loving father and husband!!! (i'm alone in the dark playing on my computer it's Saturday night at 10pm)
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/6 @ 8:11 PM
MikeRylander - Ugh. Thanks, Obama. RT @NeilShahWSJ Stocks: All-time high. Gas: Cheapest in 4 yrs. Jobs: Growing. Wages: Picking up. http://t.co/Bty1T208Hg
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/6 @ 4:22 PM
MikeRylander - Dentist gave me a free whitening because he saw me in a commercial. Boy, being a big time, A-list, major Hollywood superstar has its perks.
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/5 @ 11:10 PM
MikeRylander - .@jakefogelnest @fart @dogboner This website belongs to one of you knuckleheads, doesn't it? http://t.co/m0zZBXeLIG
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/5 @ 8:36 AM
MikeRylander - As per the International Monetary Fund, China now has the largest economy in the world, a title held by the USA since 1872. Happy Friday!
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/4 @ 6:51 PM
MikeRylander - Man, I'm so hungry, I could eat a man who just ate a horse!
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/4 @ 9:12 AM
MikeRylander - This "how to know if you're gentrifying the neighborhood" public radio piece didn't cite "listening to public radio piece on gentrification"
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MikeRylander Twitter 12/4 @ 2:01 AM
MikeRylander - Just saw a homeless dude watching a movie on his super huge smart phone. ...I have no editorial to add to this.
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