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Mike Rylander


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MikeRylander Twitter 4/27 @ 9:41 PM
MikeRylander - Enunciation is important. For example, big difference between annual precipitation and anal precipitation. Trust me. I learned the hard way.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/27 @ 6:01 PM
MikeRylander - "I want to feel you inside me... FOREVER." https://t.co/i5Zr9l9nXG
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/27 @ 2:15 PM
MikeRylander - Dear Everyone, My brother is a good author. Sincerely, Me. https://t.co/F6ZT5fAU8X
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/27 @ 2:14 PM
MikeRylander - Dear Everyone, My brother is a good author. Sincerely, Me. https://t.co/F6ZT5fAU8X
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/26 @ 6:03 PM
MikeRylander - No matter who wins this Clippers-Spurs game, one thing does not change - the Timberwolves had a pretty bad season.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/25 @ 9:16 PM
MikeRylander - "It's Raining, It's Pouring" is my probably my favorite kids song about blunt force head trauma.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/25 @ 1:33 PM
MikeRylander - Still hard to believe Tim Duncan turns 139 today...
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 10:35 PM
MikeRylander - Your nickname is Dr. McDreamy > Your nickname is Dr. McCreamy
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 10:21 PM
MikeRylander - That was me connecting my #brand to the #tweens. It's #important to have a #presence in the #tween #demo.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 10:19 PM
MikeRylander - "Girl, you got so many plot holes and exploding cars and shit, you my Michael Bae." -not really sure if this sentence is ever applicable
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 10:16 PM
MikeRylander - "Girl, you so nasty, you my Bae of Pigs disaster." -pretty good way to get punched in the face
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 10:13 PM
MikeRylander - "Girl, you so fly, you my Bae Arthur." -my go-to pickup line if I weren't married probably
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 9:56 PM
MikeRylander - Pretty crazy that Paul from the Wonder Years grew up to become The Joker. http://t.co/R7Jt4AJeW9
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 9:50 PM
MikeRylander - Wearing a Timberwolves jersey is Corey Brewer's Kryptonite.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 9:49 PM
MikeRylander - Wearing a Timberwolves jersey is Corey Brewer's Kryptonite. http://t.co/i6n4mZMWWN
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/24 @ 10:57 AM
MikeRylander - And the announcer never misses a beat. #professional (PS: Call me juvenile, but this video made me LMAO IRL) https://t.co/qlJjFwhllX
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/23 @ 10:54 AM
MikeRylander - Hey cool, it's my new shiny acting theatrical reel so big shot Hollywood producers and directors can hire me easily: https://t.co/xFuNVHRgDv
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/23 @ 1:29 AM
MikeRylander - Tim Duncan is very agile for a 98-year-old.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/22 @ 6:42 PM
MikeRylander - Yes, this is a real thing. https://t.co/SuvpJX9jXk
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/22 @ 9:34 AM
MikeRylander - HAPPY HUMPIN' AROUND DAY!!! http://t.co/KSkEaTLOQ4
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/22 @ 9:26 AM
MikeRylander - Oh news people, you so cray. https://t.co/vFzPtym2y7
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/20 @ 6:08 PM
MikeRylander - On today's @WTFark, I discover I can do a decent @RealGilbert impression... https://t.co/zHmDSD3SyV
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/20 @ 2:07 PM
MikeRylander - Oh, hai Tommy. https://t.co/hFliQoE3gJ
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/20 @ 1:43 PM
MikeRylander - Happy Nightmares! https://t.co/LqYxlUTUfv
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/20 @ 9:38 AM
MikeRylander - "Mom, how did you meet dad?" https://t.co/x39vusmT0y
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/18 @ 4:10 AM
MikeRylander - Lasagna should have a more accurate name, like You-Will-Regret-This-gna.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/17 @ 6:25 PM
MikeRylander - FYI: Shia LaBeouf's Swiss-Braided Rattail is a great experimental band name, for those who are actively seeking such a thing.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/16 @ 6:02 PM
MikeRylander - New Star Wars Trailer AND a New David Hasselhoff Music Video??? Is it a holiday??? https://t.co/1r8E02Ri1y
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/16 @ 5:07 PM
MikeRylander - #TBT - That time my daughter could've been a meme... http://t.co/jcZuovWIPw
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/16 @ 4:32 PM
MikeRylander - #TopicalNerdHumorMeme http://t.co/2l4OvSCtuc
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/16 @ 4:27 PM
MikeRylander - #TopicalHumorMeme http://t.co/PKktvitEPn
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/16 @ 4:22 PM
MikeRylander - #TopicalHumorMeme http://t.co/hxRZzyKiWz
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/16 @ 3:41 PM
MikeRylander - I've got a major fan boy boner right now. (a fanboyner?) https://t.co/hAWJLiZni9
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/16 @ 11:33 AM
MikeRylander - Good Lord, somebody get this woman a man. Stat. https://t.co/KAIplYq5O2
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/16 @ 9:38 AM
MikeRylander - (*Homer voice*) Mmm... donut in space. https://t.co/iLywvqG2Hm
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