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Mike Rylander


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10/31 @ 8:35 AM
MikeRylander - 100 days, 100% sober, feeling 100% awesome.
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10/30 @ 11:58 PM
MikeRylander - Our first practice run for the big night... FAIL.: http://t.co/L9ax6NYzHV
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10/30 @ 10:12 PM
MikeRylander - My God, think about it, Charles Barkley is being paid lots of money right now to say the words he is saying about basketball.
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10/30 @ 9:40 AM
MikeRylander - Please follow @SteveHuff, co-founder of my new Facebook-based sun-worshiping religion, blogger of musings on crime, jogging, vodka. #FF
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10/30 @ 1:45 AM
MikeRylander - It's a Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat World #catmovies @Midnight
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10/30 @ 1:14 AM
MikeRylander - Great photo cropping skills, Twitter! http://t.co/sgFcdqZYto
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10/30 @ 1:01 AM
MikeRylander - FACT: A conservative pundit has suggested the South secede and form an anti-gay country called Reagan. OPINION: OMG do it.
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10/30 @ 1:00 AM
MikeRylander - FACT: A conservative pundit has suggested the South secede and forms an anti-gay country called Reagan. OPINION: OMG do it.
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10/30 @ 12:59 AM
MikeRylander - FACT: A conservative pundit has suggested the South secedes and forms an anti-gay country called Reagan. OPINION: OMG do it.
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10/30 @ 12:51 AM
MikeRylander - I just Googled it and I'm pretty sure I'm a hollaback girl.
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10/30 @ 12:42 AM
MikeRylander - All this Honey Boo Boo coverage is a great reminder that when your society puts garbage on a pedestal, that means your society is garbage.
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10/29 @ 5:29 PM
MikeRylander - I speak GREAT Norwegian you guys. http://t.co/xvb0QzUQn5
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10/27 @ 1:49 PM
MikeRylander - An animated preview of today's @WTFark episode... http://t.co/bqVxBbw1Ol ...you're welcome?
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10/26 @ 11:29 PM
MikeRylander - My last tweet is probably the stupidest thing I've ever thought of. Never been prouder.
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10/26 @ 11:24 PM
MikeRylander - Currently accepting audition tapes for my Doors cover band cover band. We're called Riders On The LA Woman Who Has Been Lit On Fire.
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10/26 @ 11:11 PM
MikeRylander - Bought extra-sensitive, chemical-free moisturizing cleanser like a goddamned urban adult. Take note youngins, we all eventually give a shit.
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10/26 @ 11:00 PM
MikeRylander - More like #LAMErGate!!! (Note To Self: Pin this shit in a few days)
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10/26 @ 10:54 PM
MikeRylander - .@johnmoe my strategic plan to boost your months-after-initial-release sales figures just worked perfectly! http://t.co/HOoI680mYa
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10/26 @ 7:15 PM
MikeRylander - I updated my website this weekend, namely the @WTFark page, and now I'm tweeting about it because that's what you do. http://t.co/DWxfXdMnX2
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10/26 @ 3:10 AM
MikeRylander - Hey @nbcsnl, how about a new rule- "you can only perform your music on our show if you actually perform it."
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10/25 @ 9:16 PM
MikeRylander - The US Government printed imaginary money to save the banks, why not do the same to save the lives of brave journalist hostages?
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10/25 @ 9:14 PM
MikeRylander - After reading this disturbingly well-written @nytimes article, I really think the USA should start paying ransoms. http://t.co/TEqDEI6Iw3
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10/25 @ 4:17 PM
MikeRylander - I'll be a doctor on your television tonight. #SexSentMeToTheER on @TLC. 10pm, 9pm central. That is all. http://t.co/VkR6wsyRNJ
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10/25 @ 2:42 PM
MikeRylander - Hey @NBA fans - the @Grantland33 Basketball Hour is really good. That is all. (Not a paid endorsement. ...yet.)
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10/25 @ 2:05 AM
MikeRylander - Eating an egg white omelet and watching cable television while my toddler sleeps is how I'm RIPPING THE SHIT outta Friday night. Sup now?
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10/25 @ 1:35 AM
MikeRylander - Just something to think about before you go to sleep tonight...
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10/25 @ 1:35 AM
MikeRylander - FYI: Robert Frost doesn't say the difference was good. For all we know, he got raped and the difference is now he takes well-traveled roads.
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10/23 @ 8:20 PM
MikeRylander - "Steve Nash is out the entire year? Great, there goes my fantasy team! And the Lakers' season!" -no one
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10/23 @ 8:20 PM
MikeRylander - "Steve Nash is out the entire year? Great, there's goes my fantasy team! And the Lakers season!" -no one
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10/23 @ 8:17 PM
MikeRylander - My toddler likes to put her stuffed animals down for "night-night." FUN LITTLE IRONIC SENSE OF HUMOR ON THIS ONE, I'LL TELL YA.
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10/23 @ 8:13 PM
MikeRylander - JOKE: What does a ghost call his significant other? Give up? His boo. Get it? His boo. Cuz he's a ghost. VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE, INTERNET.
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10/23 @ 8:02 PM
MikeRylander - "One, two, three, four, nine, seven, eight, nine, nine." -my 19-month-old daughter counting to ten
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10/23 @ 12:24 AM
MikeRylander - "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Bill Cosby." (*deadbolts door*)
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10/23 @ 12:19 AM
MikeRylander - Hopefully someday I can win an Oscar and almost win an Emmy so that I too can earn the privilege to do a totally sweet Lincoln commercial.
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