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Mike Rylander


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MikeRylander Twitter 5/21 @ 12:23 AM
MikeRylander - Hey guys, I got me a fancy big boy agent over at @Imperium_7 today, so if you want to pay me $$$ to do stuff for you, let's talk biznessā„¢.
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/20 @ 8:18 PM
MikeRylander - IDEA: What if people got as passionate about ending real rape as they did make-believe rape on an R-rated, make-believe TV show?
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/20 @ 12:59 PM
MikeRylander - Congratulations Delta, you and the Internet have held hands and jumped the Sharknado Twitter buzz together. https://t.co/fWkF0mT9ai
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/20 @ 12:33 PM
MikeRylander - Whoa, like science and nature are like, cool and stuff. https://t.co/IEilBKVsUL
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/19 @ 9:14 PM
MikeRylander - Yup! My man! RT @johnmoe @MikeRylander By "it", he meant an all-you-can-eat sundae bar.
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/19 @ 9:07 PM
MikeRylander - Yes, Al Jefferson, let's. #TWolves http://t.co/ZrMbQLagbQ
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/19 @ 6:02 PM
MikeRylander - I don't know about you other parents, but my daughter LOVES My Little Tony. https://t.co/Eh7QCE3Ai0
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/19 @ 12:30 PM
MikeRylander - Dear Alligator, On behalf of America... THANK YOU. Love, Mike https://t.co/Cnmf2CT5mw
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/19 @ 10:05 AM
MikeRylander - Fuck yeah, cows. RT @WTFark These Cows Have Zero F***s To Give About Massive Tornado (WATCH) http://t.co/iEvVcNmOSC http://t.co/PINeZxHK4j
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/18 @ 5:25 PM
MikeRylander - Here's me thinking a razor is cooler than Brett Favre, then dropping a sick burn on Brett Favre moments later. http://t.co/KV0A9BzWzJ
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/18 @ 5:23 PM
MikeRylander - Watch this video if you want to see my world famous Jeff Foxworthy impression. https://t.co/HTA2mOT9w2
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/18 @ 4:42 PM
MikeRylander - Seriously, this is some Pink Floyd / Wizard of Oz next level shit. https://t.co/oVRcBN8lcV
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/18 @ 2:17 PM
MikeRylander - What's everyone doing for lunch today? I'm hitting my office's treadmill. Yum!!!
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/17 @ 6:37 PM
MikeRylander - Here's something I made to help Clippers fans find solace. http://t.co/IKVDDe69jM
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/17 @ 4:28 PM
MikeRylander - doing dad stuff http://t.co/bE11jrEJ7b
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/15 @ 1:22 AM
MikeRylander - Said it before, I'll say it again- the sloth-like ghost of Donald Sterling will haunt the Clippers eternally. Sucks, but it is what it is.
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/14 @ 6:54 PM
MikeRylander - Anyone know a nice way to say "OH MY GOD, PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME" to a crazy person sitting next to you on an airplane?
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/11 @ 8:17 AM
MikeRylander - Headed to Florida for a week to shoot a commercial and hopefully not become the subject of a @WTFark story.
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/10 @ 12:36 PM
MikeRylander - My daughter's new fave movie is Dumbo which is great cuz it's never too early to teach toddlers about drunkenness, racism and animal cruelty
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/10 @ 12:54 AM
MikeRylander - Hey neato - an audiobook I narrated for @HarperCollins and @HarperAudio got a really nice review from @AudioFileMag: http://t.co/phMIDRUKSB
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 5:05 PM
MikeRylander - I just want unbridled success in every avenue of life with little to no adversity - IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK???
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 4:35 PM
MikeRylander - GhostDadBod http://t.co/BwnEF3mD6r
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 4:18 PM
MikeRylander - My daughter did great at her swimming lesson today! (And by great I mean she did not die she's two.)
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 4:03 PM
MikeRylander - Hey public radio stations, I love Car Talk too, but I don't listen to you to listen to 8-year-old episodes of shows that don't exist anymore
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 3:58 PM
MikeRylander - Just had a very mediocre casting director workshop!!!
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 2:30 PM
MikeRylander - That horrifying moment you realize your look for the day is brunette Zack Morris. http://t.co/9DomvYB8Cf
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 4:18 AM
MikeRylander - Working in a superficial industry that generally values what you look like over what you have to say DOES have advantages. For example-...
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 3:18 AM
MikeRylander - EZ BIBLICAL REFERENCE GUIDE ON SEXUALITY: ???????? = ???? ???????? = ???? ???????? = ???? Rape = ????
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 2:44 AM
MikeRylander - Pretty cool that the United Kingdom has 87 poltical parties.
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 2:28 AM
MikeRylander - "Be a Mexican, not a Mexican't." -worst inspirational campaign speech line geared at Hispanic millenials ever
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 2:16 AM
MikeRylander - THEN HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY PINK FLOYD MUSIC??? http://t.co/xCqxAP1RNJ
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/9 @ 1:20 AM
MikeRylander - This is real, in case you're wondering why the USA is #1 in the world in people getting shot with 100,000+ each year. http://t.co/cmeVp5ynP8
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/8 @ 11:46 PM
MikeRylander - My career is a lot like my penis - I should just be glad that I have one and should stop comparing it to everyone else's.
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/8 @ 11:44 PM
MikeRylander - I think my favorite thing ever is when total strangers unsolicitedly tell me how to parent - did I say favorite? I meant most stabby.
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/8 @ 10:07 PM
MikeRylander - Maybe there'd be less teen moms if the media would stop glorifying the sexualization of storks. I know, they're sexy as hell, but stop.
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