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Mike Rylander


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MikeRylander Twitter 5/1 @ 7:26 PM
MikeRylander - LIFE BEFORE KIDS: Vacuum every week or two. LIFE AFTER KIDS: Vacuum Every. Single. Day. Forever.
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MikeRylander Twitter 5/1 @ 11:06 AM
MikeRylander - PITCH: All-Jewish boy band called Hot Apple Seder. ???? or ????
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/21 @ 11:37 PM
MikeRylander - Laughter is great therapy. My gift to the world. #Prince https://t.co/328DbONi3s
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/21 @ 1:29 PM
MikeRylander - At this pace, all 2016 award shows will just be the In Memoriam montage for three hours.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/20 @ 9:37 PM
MikeRylander - dis made me lol https://t.co/8WwzEE9j1Z
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/20 @ 2:32 PM
MikeRylander - my Facebook page like 90% of the time ???? https://t.co/VvCP2sPIYB
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/20 @ 1:00 PM
MikeRylander - NEW RACIST/SEXIST LITMUS TEST: "What are your opinions on former President Andrew Jackson?"
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/20 @ 12:52 PM
MikeRylander - Excited to see all the racists pretend they suddenly revere Andrew Jackson as some great, American hero.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/19 @ 8:47 PM
MikeRylander - #BigDickNixon #DickPicTuesday https://t.co/HsxwpBjny2
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/19 @ 8:46 PM
MikeRylander - That's a vivrant dick! #DickPicTuesday https://t.co/a2XYsEtmdC
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/19 @ 8:35 PM
MikeRylander - Love me some cross-eyed dick! #DickPicTuesday https://t.co/es1vjOqjfe
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/19 @ 8:34 PM
MikeRylander - #DickPicTuesday https://t.co/oIpyitLfRQ
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/19 @ 8:18 PM
MikeRylander - Alright guys, starting a new game today... it's #DickPicTuesday - now let's see those Dick Pics!!! https://t.co/B1GUfeGMKZ
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/18 @ 2:38 PM
MikeRylander - If a dude wants to be on a reality show, is it a requirement that he hates wearing a shirt?
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/13 @ 9:52 PM
MikeRylander - OH SNAP, THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!!! #FeelDatBern https://t.co/gixq5bweUX
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/13 @ 1:43 PM
MikeRylander - I guess an upside to mortality is you don't really have to worry about your debts. On that note, I'd like to apologize now to my daughter.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/12 @ 2:14 PM
MikeRylander - Really hope my life gets renewed for a 35th season. :/
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/7 @ 2:04 PM
MikeRylander - Actual comment on the Rogue One trailer. https://t.co/ZcBMjUTxKQ
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/6 @ 12:41 AM
MikeRylander - New FamousPersonJackOffClub (formerly Twitter) logo. I'm into it. https://t.co/DdokgjwA4I
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/6 @ 12:37 AM
MikeRylander - Has Twitter renamed itself FamousPersonJackOffClub yet? Until it does, I think I'm out.
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/5 @ 11:08 PM
MikeRylander - Dear Mr. AC and/or Mr. DC, What if I want to rock & roll but am scared of heights? Why must I go to the top? Thanks in advance. -Mike
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/5 @ 8:16 PM
MikeRylander - Let's be real- The Panama Papers WAS a pretty sweet band and/or improv team name. Key word, was...
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/5 @ 11:37 AM
MikeRylander - I bet Villanova's shot doesn't go in if North Carolina doesn't openly discriminate against gay people. ????
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/4 @ 9:51 PM
MikeRylander - Just nicknamed this dude at the gym Faux Jackman. ????
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MikeRylander Twitter 4/4 @ 3:46 PM
MikeRylander - There has never been a system more perfectly designed to swindle and steal from the middle class than the American Health Insurance Complex.
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MikeRylander Twitter 3/31 @ 3:32 PM
MikeRylander - If you offer a salad with chicken, and it doesn't say on the menu the chicken is fried, I should be allowed to burn your restaurant down.
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MikeRylander Twitter 3/31 @ 1:41 PM
MikeRylander - "when you go to sleep, your Legos come to LIFE!" https://t.co/CLj2Ayj339
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MikeRylander Twitter 3/29 @ 4:15 PM
MikeRylander - I had the honor to shoot & produce this heart-warming piece with my friend @AngeliqueCabral & her rad co-workers. https://t.co/yrvr8lNsL5
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MikeRylander Twitter 3/25 @ 12:45 PM
MikeRylander - A friend of mine made this and it's the greatest thing that has ever happened to me https://t.co/ZALBIGWaQt
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MikeRylander Twitter 3/24 @ 5:20 PM
MikeRylander - HEEEEEEEEY-OOOOOOOOH!!! https://t.co/w7RMjOsuWz
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