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Mike Rylander


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MikeRylander Twitter 9/1 @ 4:20 PM
MikeRylander - That time I went to Florida with @jakenyberg to look for the @oldelpaso taco boats... https://t.co/cjGIyS1Izi #OEP #TacoBoats
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/31 @ 7:00 PM
MikeRylander - I was a real Sassy McSasspants in today's video... ¯\_(?)_/¯ https://t.co/qlxMhaXu05
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/31 @ 4:58 PM
MikeRylander - If they don't name them after the 3 Stooges or the 3 Amigos or the 3 Men Who Had The Baby, they are doing it wrong. https://t.co/Wr3TPDH6pm
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/30 @ 1:28 PM
MikeRylander - I wasn't a stereotypical jerkwad quarterback in high school, but I pretended to be one time. https://t.co/ZSN6EbVCoI
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/30 @ 11:24 AM
MikeRylander - Conversation with my 2-year-old: HER: I want some food, dad. ME: Okay. Do you want Teddy Grahams or an apple? HER: A salmon burger.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/30 @ 2:46 AM
MikeRylander - i have changed my avatar to reveal my true form
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/29 @ 10:34 PM
MikeRylander - The moment I saw the promo for "The Surprising Lives of Billionaires" on @DiscoveryFamily is the moment I knew humanity earned its demise.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/28 @ 7:05 AM
MikeRylander - I won't judge your God if you don't judge mine. (my God is 7-11's new smoky bacon cheddar jumbo peanuts)
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/27 @ 4:42 PM
MikeRylander - I made this silly thing at work today and it makes me lol really hard. https://t.co/dcF2I7pemf
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/27 @ 11:28 AM
MikeRylander - I wonder if the guy who named pudding pudding lost his job naming stuff after he named pudding pudding?
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/27 @ 9:44 AM
MikeRylander - FYI: The Tooth Fairy is an adult who collects human teeth. She also breaks into your house and sneaks into your kid's room while they sleep.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/26 @ 9:43 PM
MikeRylander - Opinions are like assholes - there really is no eloquent way to share yours with other people.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/26 @ 12:42 PM
MikeRylander - It's the Global Gun Murder Leaderboard - we're in with some great company!!! http://t.co/gSyzsTQg6R
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/26 @ 11:34 AM
MikeRylander - Fuck everything about our violence porn culture. Just as guilty as our gun culture. Maybe it's our culture as a whole. Fuck our culture.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/26 @ 11:27 AM
MikeRylander - Here. Look at this. http://t.co/OhUm2O0TXf
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/26 @ 10:22 AM
MikeRylander - For all the 2nd Amendment worshiping enablers of murder on my feed... http://t.co/AGti1cPtv1
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/26 @ 9:59 AM
MikeRylander - ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/25 @ 6:36 PM
MikeRylander - FACT: Every time a commercial casting breakdown says they want a Paul Rudd or Mike Rowe type, Mike Rowe and Paul Rudd get residual checks.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/25 @ 5:48 PM
MikeRylander - And no, the restaurant is not called Trumplebee's. https://t.co/95Ryiuwidm
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/25 @ 10:13 AM
MikeRylander - "I'VE BEEN DRINKING CRYSTAL PEPSI FOR SIX DAYS IN A ROW & I HAVEN'T SLEPT BUT I THINK MY CAT IS OUR LORD & SAVIOR." https://t.co/PFa2YLxMgk
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/24 @ 10:06 PM
MikeRylander - New Direction? More like NO Direction! Amirite? AMIRITE? (I am not right. I am sad and lonely please like me)
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/24 @ 6:58 PM
MikeRylander - I made a piece on those "old knuckleheads" (sexual predators) and their "jokes" (sexual harassment / rapey stuff). https://t.co/y7iBqMUp9a
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/24 @ 3:10 PM
MikeRylander - "If you liked it then you should have put a water wing on it." -@mattapodaca https://t.co/PXzIifcM7c
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/24 @ 2:27 PM
MikeRylander - Baseball is like the old dude at the club slamming Zimas and wearing Dockers and a polo that Football and Basketball pretend not to know.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/24 @ 8:44 AM
MikeRylander - This kids wins the Internet and life today... https://t.co/buFmGgRLUB
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/21 @ 7:17 PM
MikeRylander - SHOW BIZ FRIENDS: Anyone know if any shows are accepting curating packets right now? My curating packet is tight.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/21 @ 3:06 PM
MikeRylander - Because I have hosted so many real marketing videos, I took great pleasure in making this dark piece of satire... https://t.co/vfOdfQEWfw
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/21 @ 1:45 PM
MikeRylander - .@FATJEW I can smell bullshit oozing outta every word of this & it smells like shit that a bull shit out of his butt. http://t.co/vhkFm5nlho
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/21 @ 1:17 PM
MikeRylander - I wrote some words about social media for @GovJVentura's #OffTheGrid blog, which I am now sharing on social media. http://t.co/TfDX4ZlbOt
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/20 @ 3:30 PM
MikeRylander - "my entire life is a joke..." -Mr. Chicken Butt
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/20 @ 8:13 AM
MikeRylander - At the office by 5am because in the world of satirical weird news videos, the early bird catches the guy trying to have sex with the worm.
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/20 @ 8:10 AM
MikeRylander - "I don't want my video to go viral - I want my life to go viral." -pretty cool quote for a movie
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/19 @ 12:22 PM
MikeRylander - Here is a sketch I made for my web show that I am particularly proud of... I would be honored to have your click. https://t.co/48ml9Glh3r
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/18 @ 11:14 PM
MikeRylander - Well, if we want to make lemonade out of lemons, the cops shooting unarmed minorities are getting charged for murder now. ...hip hip hooray?
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MikeRylander Twitter 8/18 @ 6:21 PM
MikeRylander - Donald Sterling, Jared Fogle, Fat Jew... all my heroes have fallen. ????
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