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Mike Rylander


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MikeRylander Twitter 9/30 @ 1:41 PM
MikeRylander - .@realDonaldTrump how many sex tapes do you watch per day? https://t.co/1J1z94AoJH
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/30 @ 1:33 PM
MikeRylander - my friend made the Amanda Knox documentary and we once shot a web sketch together so what I'm saying is Hollywood should hire me more
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/30 @ 1:04 PM
MikeRylander - can you get a college degree in mansplaining?
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 9:04 PM
MikeRylander - watching this thirsty OC stage mom hit on this fellow actor "dad" at this audition has me like https://t.co/q58yC7w3Ma
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 7:21 PM
MikeRylander - Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait. https://t.co/lInXTVGhEr
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 7:16 PM
MikeRylander - Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait. https://t.co/XVnAyHroMf
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 6:01 PM
MikeRylander - when ur a serial rapist and ur history of serial rape is so bad they change rape laws just cuz of u. https://t.co/qwnmZ5eC7T
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 5:34 PM
MikeRylander - "If I were a Spice Girl I'd be Pumpkin Spice lol" said every white middle-aged housewife in America.
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 5:22 PM
MikeRylander - touché https://t.co/z5XiCd3xLW
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 5:21 PM
MikeRylander - Wow. This article should scare the shit out of you. https://t.co/wiSex0VGgi
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 5:06 PM
MikeRylander - very cool society in which to raise your children https://t.co/T48jfyszXe
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 4:59 PM
MikeRylander - my new audition monologue https://t.co/2MOc2gxBue
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 12:06 PM
MikeRylander - when da bae says you need to lose some weight so you do some gnarly athletic shit to prove her wrong https://t.co/1SIm9pxIfd
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 12:47 AM
MikeRylander - "Sorry Gary Johnson couldn't make it to tonight's debate, he thought it was next week. Then he thought he was a pizza and he ate himself."
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/29 @ 12:39 AM
MikeRylander - Even though I think weed should be decriminalized, Gary Johnson is proof as to why I don't want a pothead in the White House.
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/28 @ 11:34 PM
MikeRylander - when da bae be yellin atchoo for some bullshit https://t.co/PiTUTXOI2J
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/28 @ 8:50 PM
MikeRylander - the rest of the country/world when it rains in Los Angeles https://t.co/CdXk4hITb3
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/28 @ 8:25 PM
MikeRylander - ???????????? https://t.co/emLUOHAIJc
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/28 @ 8:23 PM
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/28 @ 8:22 PM
MikeRylander - Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Kevin Can Wait Kevin
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/28 @ 7:37 PM
MikeRylander - A) Main B) Regional C) Sports D) Arts & Entertainment E) Shootings F) Classifieds https://t.co/WmagS9SQZ5
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/28 @ 7:17 PM
MikeRylander - crazy that a school shooting happened today and it's not even that big of news anymore. like we're all numb. just a gross, numb species.
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 10:33 PM
MikeRylander - If u think gig-to-gig acting is cool, here's a fun stat. Last week, I had 13 auditions, 3 callbacks, 1 avail, 0 bookings. This week? All 0s.
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 9:17 PM
MikeRylander - https://t.co/2KmdkE6nqw
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 8:49 PM
MikeRylander - https://t.co/FZyXhYkQlD
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 7:40 PM
MikeRylander - 2015: "YOLO" 2016: "Yassss queen!" 2017: ???
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 7:23 PM
MikeRylander - I would legit be A-OK with this. #DoomsdayDevice #DrStrangeobama https://t.co/27MseDPlgY
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 7:10 PM
MikeRylander - it's like God is scripting the biggest dramedy series of his life as we live it. https://t.co/mQcyUphOdq
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 7:08 PM
MikeRylander - it's like God is scripting his biggest dramedy series of his life as we live it. https://t.co/mQcyUphOdq
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 6:14 PM
MikeRylander - .@realDonaldTrump "defective mic," eh? you know they make pills for that now, right?
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 5:06 PM
MikeRylander - Sad. RT @realDonaldTrump Believe me @Mexico, here's a taste of a Trump Executive Order. Very delicious. I have the… https://t.co/8LcJ92hcMV
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 3:35 PM
MikeRylander - And now, my world famous impression of the Internet in the last 18 hours: https://t.co/LkGhAG6Ols
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 2:31 PM
MikeRylander - .@realDonaldTrump RT if you *didn't* admit on national television that you made $695 million last year and paid $0 in federal income taxes.
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 1:00 PM
MikeRylander - "Blonde toupee and chronic (lying) got me Trumped up now." -dope ass topical comedy parody song lyric, y'all
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MikeRylander Twitter 9/27 @ 11:50 AM
MikeRylander - Most online polls say Trump "won" last night, but don't learn how to speak Canadian yet- Reddit & 4Chan trolled us: https://t.co/dfQbCJXV2H
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