Where to get Broadway tickets

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tazber
#1Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:35pm

Hi, i’m only new to this but i was wondering could anyone tell me whats a good place to get Broadway musical tickets for free like the TKTS but for no money? A place where i can get them for free. I googled free Broadway tickets and nothing came up.

I know I should pay for them, but i honestly can’t even afford my rent this month and the last few months this year has been tight, and i’m currently on starbuck wifi but I really want to see the new shows.
I’m looking for:
"The Bridges of Madison County”
"Bullets Over Broadway"
"Hedwig and the Angry Inch"
"Book of Mormon"
"Wicked"

Please don’t post an mean comments about my position, i know its bad but i can’t do anything else and as soon as I can afford the tickets i will buy them but for now i need them for free.

Thanks very much.



Oh, and I need them to be center orchestra with no obstruction.

thanks!


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Updated On: 4/19/14 at 03:35 PM

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Jordan Catalano
#2Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:39pm

Please be nice to tazber. I don't see why people need to attack or call people names. But if you feel you must, I shall sit back here and pray for you as I martyr myself and bathe in my holier-than-thouness.

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haterobics
#2Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:42pm

Get a sugar daddy. Easy.

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Jordan Catalano
#3Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:44pm

It's more difficult for taz since he doesn't live in NYC. Does anyone know of a way he can fly for free, too? He'd totally pay but he doesn't have the money and he'd rather not pay even if he did have it.
Thanks!!!

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tazber
#4Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:45pm

Yea, I'd really prefer to not have to pay for anything.


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Jordan Catalano
#5Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:48pm

But don't say anything mean to him because you just shouldn't for no good reason.

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Phantom of London
#6Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 5:12pm

Anyone know how I can get a theatre ticket, that just will have me sitting next to the president, I am happy to pay full price, but I am not prepared to pay for premium tickets?

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tazber
#7Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 6:34pm

Looks like the original thread has been deleted. For those late to the party this is a parody and not to be taken seriously.


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FishermanBob
#8Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 6:52pm

www.freetheaterticketstothebiggestbroadwayhitsandverybestshowsandtheseatsarecenterorchestrawithnoobstructions.com

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LizzieCurry
#9Where to get Broadway tickets
Posted: 4/19/14 at 6:52pm

Man, this was fun.


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